Martha. Or possibly Petunia. ([info]ten_martha) wrote,
@ 2006-09-28 16:32:00
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The TARDIS medcenter
Boy, [info]theweaselscot is heavier than you'd think for such a slender guy. Lynda and Martha, panting, lay him down on a table. Martha hooks him up to all sorts of exciting flashybeepystrobythings.

Every so often, something off in the corner goes PING.

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[info]lyndawithay
2006-09-28 11:39 pm UTC (link)
Will he be all right?

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[info]ten_martha
2006-09-28 11:41 pm UTC (link)
*looks at monitors*. It doesn't look bad to me. You never know for sure with a concussion, of course...

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[info]lyndawithay
2006-09-28 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yes. I remember when Jack knocked me out. Boy, did that hurt.

I hope David's not injured too badly.

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[info]ten_martha
2006-09-28 11:46 pm UTC (link)
I just wish it had been the Doctor, frankly.

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[info]qthewetsprocket
2006-09-28 11:55 pm UTC (link)
*comes running in with some icebags*

i just heard...!

*eyes the machine that goes ping!*

i don't really think he's pregnant, martha...

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[info]ten_martha
2006-09-28 11:57 pm UTC (link)
*grimly* Do you have a list of everybody he's been sleeping with? Remember the oodbabies...

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[info]qthewetsprocket
2006-09-29 12:04 am UTC (link)
no, i don't, but i bet i could find a few fangirls on lj that probably do...

but that's impossible. he couldn't possibly...how would he deliver the...?

*imagination presents the answer - cringes in empathy and crosses legs*

AUGH! ow. owowowow.

let's just get him well first, eh? we can do a male pregnancy test later.

*hands you the icebags*

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[info]ten_martha
2006-09-29 03:54 am UTC (link)
Would you care to stuff those up the Doctor? Because, frankly, we've got much more advanced solutions for concussion.

Seriously, the Doctor would be well advised to stay outside my sight for a couple of days. His behavior would have disgraced a bordello, far less a funeral.

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[info]mme_depompadour
2006-09-29 07:03 am UTC (link)
*stands in the doorway, teary*


What...

I...


Is he going to be alright?

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[info]ten_martha
2006-09-29 10:39 am UTC (link)
I'm sure he will, madame. I'm so sorry for the unpleasantness.

goes back to bed IRL

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[info]mme_depompadour
2006-09-29 10:43 am UTC (link)
*looks at the machine that goes PING*

OK. Good.

*walks over to David*

*kisses him on the forehead*


*turns to leave*

*stands in the doorway again*


*sighs*

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[info]p_lazarou
2006-09-29 10:47 am UTC (link)
*creeps up behind you*

*puts a hand over your mouth*


*pulls you into the hallway*



Hello again, Dave.

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[info]mme_depompadour
2006-09-29 10:48 am UTC (link)
*eyes widen in horror*


Hmmmphphph!!

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[info]p_lazarou
2006-09-29 10:48 am UTC (link)
*chloroforms you*


You're my wife now, Dave.

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[info]mme_depompadour
2006-09-29 10:49 am UTC (link)
*flops over, unconscious*

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(no subject) - [info]p_lazarou, 2006-09-29 10:50 am UTC

[info]theweaselscot
2006-09-29 04:41 pm UTC (link)
*stirs on the table*

*opens eyes and tries to sit up*

*groans and flops back down again*

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[info]ten_martha
2006-09-29 04:44 pm UTC (link)
*hurries over*

Lie still a moment, you've had a nasty knock.

*checks your pupils with a bright light*.

Oh, good, they're the same size.

*does vaguely medical things*.

Well, it's never a good thing when you lose consciousness, but I doubt you've done any permanent damage. Have a friend -- NOT a horizontal friend, thanks -- wake you up every four hours, just to make sure you don't slip into a coma, take these painkillers, and stay out of the way of the Doctor's fist, 'k? Which means staying out of the way of the Doctor, if you ask me, which nobody does.

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[info]ten_martha
2006-09-29 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Oh. Who would you like me to call?

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[info]theweaselscot
2006-09-29 04:57 pm UTC (link)
*winces at the bright light*

...Call? What?

*tries very hard to concentrate on what you're saying*

*squints at you*

Stay out of the way - oh. Right. Yeah. *groggy*

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[info]ten_martha
2006-09-29 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Whoa. Okay, I got a bit ahead of myself. Why don't you have a nice lie-down. Something to drink?

*turns down lights*

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[info]theweaselscot
2006-09-29 05:05 pm UTC (link)
Yes.

Where am I?

*props self up on elbows*

*wince*

Owww Christmyhead.
*covers face with hand*

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[info]ten_martha
2006-09-29 05:20 pm UTC (link)
*raises your head very, very slightly*. Take these. *painkillers, sip of water*.

You are in the infirmirary. You got in a fistfight with the Doctor. Your head hurts because the Doctor hit you. We'll go into details when you're feeling better.

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(no subject) - [info]qthewetsprocket, 2006-09-29 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-29 09:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qthewetsprocket, 2006-09-30 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theweaselscot, 2006-09-29 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lonely_god, 2006-09-29 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-29 08:54 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-29 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lonely_god, 2006-09-29 09:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-29 09:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lonely_god, 2006-09-29 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-29 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theweaselscot, 2006-09-29 09:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-29 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theweaselscot, 2006-09-29 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-29 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theweaselscot, 2006-09-29 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-29 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theweaselscot, 2006-09-29 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lonely_god, 2006-09-29 10:03 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lonely_god, 2006-09-29 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theweaselscot, 2006-09-29 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lonely_god, 2006-09-29 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theweaselscot, 2006-09-29 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lonely_god, 2006-09-29 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theweaselscot, 2006-09-29 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-29 10:35 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lonely_god, 2006-09-29 11:05 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]theweaselscot, 2006-09-29 11:18 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-30 12:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lonely_god, 2006-09-29 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ten_martha, 2006-09-29 09:24 pm UTC
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[info]k9_mark_four
2006-09-29 04:50 pm UTC (link)
*zooms in*

I can monitor David.

*wags tail hopefully*

I even brought movies and popcorn. *shows*

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[info]ten_martha
2006-09-29 05:01 pm UTC (link)
If you could stay in the corner and keep an eye, that would be splendid.

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[info]k9_mark_four
2006-09-29 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Affirmative.

*nestles into corner*

I will monitor his vital signs remotely.

*ping*

The popcorn is ready.

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